Asshat of the century (until the next one)

Kinja'd!!! "Driving_Impaired" (drivingimpaired)
10/20/2013 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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This guy... pulls into DD, squeezes his G wagen past everyone in the drive-through line just to get to the handicap spot, then parks perpendicular to the spot because he just don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I didn't stay to see this dickhead leave but I HOPE it took him forever to get out of that spot (at the time the drive-through line wrapped around the parking lot-admittedly a very poor design).

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Driving_Impaired
10/20/2013 at 12:57

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wheres his license plate? That is clearly not even an american or canadian plate.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Driving_Impaired
10/20/2013 at 13:04

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When I posted your previous story on Twitter a friend of mine recommended removing all the lug-nuts from the wheels and stacking them neatly on the hood...time consuming but worth it. I also like the pepper-spray on the door handle idea.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Tom McParland
10/20/2013 at 13:12

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I have heard loosening valve stems is a popular way of messing with someones car with out doing any real or costly damage


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > 6cyl
10/20/2013 at 13:13

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Or just cut them...go in with asshat parking come out with 4 flats.


Kinja'd!!! Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Driving_Impaired
10/20/2013 at 13:18

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German plates... those actually are "one-day plates". Looks like he bought the car in germany and now transfers it.


Kinja'd!!! Driving_Impaired > Fred (FreddsterExprs)
10/20/2013 at 13:35

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I too was wondering what the deal was with those... Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Tom McParland
10/20/2013 at 15:05

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If it's like any other German car, the lug nuts are the studs. Much harder to do, but worth it.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Driving_Impaired
10/21/2013 at 09:21

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You know, cities should allow vigilante justice, of a sort, for stuff like this.

There should be a place on the city website to upload photos like this, showing the offense and the plate number, and tickets should be issued (as well as public shaming).

Maybe a local news segment: Asshats at 11:00!


Kinja'd!!! Driving_Impaired > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/21/2013 at 09:33

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I could not agree more. and based on the quality of local news, "Asshats at 11!" would be the best and most informative segment I believe.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2013 at 09:26

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"Makes you wonder - has this person been scrolling Jalopnik for the past 48 hours, and just now come to this story?"

You mean like this?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike
12/13/2013 at 09:34

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Yeah, pretty much.